ozzy's definitions

festers

ugly rednecks

my neighbors are festers

by ozzy October 13, 2003

twocker(s)

a person(s), clad with rockport shoes tracksuit bottoms and burberry cap, they need not have nicked anything they just look fucking dodgey fullstop.

look at that twocker over there, what a dick!

by ozzy July 9, 2004

Queefie

money grubbing lazy woman wont work moves relitives in your house

My wife is being a queefie again.

by Ozzy May 20, 2003

tuna fish sandwich

A Rim Job

She gave him a tun fish sandwich instead of a blow job

by Ozzy October 3, 2003

janey

sexy,intellgent, gorgous gal

look at that girl she is a janey

by ozzy December 2, 2004

turd burgular

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.

ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!

by ozzy July 8, 2004