bashed crab

n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed

=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !
by ozzie69 June 03, 2005
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centura

Australian car 1975 to 1979 chrysler, king of the road when fitted with the most powerful 6 cyl in the world (at the time a 265 hemi)
I loaded up sunbeam ave with plenty of feel good do-nuts and figure 8's
by ozzie69 June 04, 2005
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