Definitions by ostriches and emus

zhoom

The noise created when God impregnated the poor virgin Mary

“No honest Joseph, I swear I’m a virgin!”
“I have no idea how I’m pregnant, God must’ve Zhoom Zhoomed me”

The name of a pet/animal/person

“you’re walking an ostrich you daft cunt”
“it’s a fucking emu!! his names WORRAZ, he’s an asshole”