Definitions by oso good

Meldaturd 

When you put two turds together to make one bigger longer lasting turd.

I took two small turds and made one much bigger meldaturd.

Meldaturd by oso good August 30, 2023

disasterbation 

making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually

the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure

disasterbation by oso good April 29, 2023