2 definitions by orca_in fishnet-stockings

edwardson

You know who im talking about. it's that absolute SCUMBAG of a narcissist raised by parents with NO morals who think themselves royalty. that one kid in school who you KNOW is gonna be a kyle when he grows up. that one spoiled brat with a gold encrusted louis vuitton handbag, rollie on the wrist, etc.

hey david have you seen edwardson around lately?
nah, he's off to his gram gram's for the week.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 27, 2021

sahara eclipse

when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.

hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 29, 2021