Definitions by oohlalalaaaaaa12345

Mrs. Robinson 

Mrs. Robinson

Frenemy of Phil Lester and Dan Howell and girls named Sarah.

A mature woman who is young at heart. She is unhappy with her life and seduces younger men in order to have something in her life that she can look forward to (funny definitions). Well, not all the young men, but one in particular, who has the initial that start with B, T, and M.

Mrs. Robinson: Hey, Sith Empire, you want me out of your life, but you can stop thinking about me. What gives?
Sith Empire: Bhahahaha! You wish! Crazy girl!
Mrs. Robinson: Oh, now I get it, you are the evil Sith Empire.
Sith Empire: We are the boss and you're just a roach!
Mrs. Robinson: Wow, I never experienced anything so weird and crazy.

Mrs. Robinson by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 22, 2020

phillybaby 

Hot, Italian chicks who have large stones but big hearts. Quick-witted and likes to joke around. Sometimes mental. Awkward and pulls social suicides. A sucker for football players. Usually have money ‘cause their husbands bankroll them.

Boy1: Yo, did you see that phillybaby over there?
Boy2: Yeah, what about her?
Boy1: I think Imma make her mine.

Boy2: Sh!t, you can try. I heard she only dates dagos.
Boy1: Nah, Imma change her mind. Hit that MILF on Thursday’s.
Boy2: you trippin’

Helpagirlout?

phillybaby by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 September 26, 2020