Definitions by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong

unga booga 

cavemanish for "fuck me"

caveman 1: unga booga
caveman 2: dooga
*fucking sounds*

unga booga by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!! 

what you hear when someone plays the penis game

I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"

penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!! by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Mike Awkburns 

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it

me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

Mike Awkburns by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

the penis tournament by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

3316

chemical number for ass

33 = As (Arsenic)
16 = S (Sulfur)

AsS

person 1: whats your favorite number
person 2: 3316

3316 by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

Discord ban 

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house

me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban

Discord ban by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

The Core 

the part of an apple that you dont eat

person 1 is eating an apple

person 2: be careful dont eat the core

The Core by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021