2 definitions by onstantine
A girl who, whilst being extremely pretty, protective, and sexy, is scary as all fucking hell. You do not mess with this chick. You won't know its coming, but the next day you will end up tied to a pole, naked, tarred and feathered. Enjoys the notebook and dancing.
Andrew: Dude, do you know that chick daylin? she is pretty scary.
Tyler: Oh i know, I just got all the feathers off me today. And she stole my blue recycling box!
Andrew: Idiot. You have to stay on her good side.
Tyler: Oh i know, I just got all the feathers off me today. And she stole my blue recycling box!
Andrew: Idiot. You have to stay on her good side.
by onstantine March 12, 2009
Melooby is the slang term for a person who holds their bowel movements to the point of accident, often having to waddle their way to the washroom.
"Where did Alex go? He looked like he was sweating bullets. Is he going to be okay?"
"Yeah he's fine. Just had to use the bathroom. He's a total Melooby."
"Yeah he's fine. Just had to use the bathroom. He's a total Melooby."
by onstantine June 13, 2014