ongadoolover's definitions

Scotland

A fake country

Scotland isn't a real country

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

poggers

a word used to say when you are surprised or are experiencing good vibes

hey Jeffery Epstein I heard what you did and that wasn't very poggers

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

mr. hyde

the alias used by dr. Jekyll to be a douchbag without consequence

person1: "man that mr. hyde character is a real jackass" person2: "yeah just last week he trampled my daughter"

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

bonzo

the monkey that needs to GET THE FUCK IN BED AND GO TO SLEEP

GODDAMN IT BONZO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people

I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020