13 definitions by ongadoolover

kahoot

a game where kids come up with the best sex puns that they can think of

yesterday I named myself mike hawk on kahoot

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

poggers

a word used to say when you are surprised or are experiencing good vibes

hey Jeffery Epstein I heard what you did and that wasn't very poggers

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

d0uchy man

considerably less powerful than c00chie man he is still a god of whom has taught us many great lessons such as "if your socks are on you can't be gay

last night I had sex with some guy I met on the internet, luckily d0uchy man taught me that as long as my socks are on I'm not gay

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

bonzo

the monkey that needs to GET THE FUCK IN BED AND GO TO SLEEP

GODDAMN IT BONZO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song

man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020