bonzo

the monkey that needs to GET THE FUCK IN BED AND GO TO SLEEP

GODDAMN IT BONZO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people

I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

mr. hyde

the alias used by dr. Jekyll to be a douchbag without consequence

person1: "man that mr. hyde character is a real jackass" person2: "yeah just last week he trampled my daughter"

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

d0uchy man

considerably less powerful than c00chie man he is still a god of whom has taught us many great lessons such as "if your socks are on you can't be gay

last night I had sex with some guy I met on the internet, luckily d0uchy man taught me that as long as my socks are on I'm not gay

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song

man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020