ongadoolover's definitions

poggers

a word used to say when you are surprised or are experiencing good vibes

hey Jeffery Epstein I heard what you did and that wasn't very poggers

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people

I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

d0uchy man

considerably less powerful than c00chie man he is still a god of whom has taught us many great lessons such as "if your socks are on you can't be gay

last night I had sex with some guy I met on the internet, luckily d0uchy man taught me that as long as my socks are on I'm not gay

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

kahoot

a game where kids come up with the best sex puns that they can think of

yesterday I named myself mike hawk on kahoot

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

mr. hyde

the alias used by dr. Jekyll to be a douchbag without consequence

person1: "man that mr. hyde character is a real jackass" person2: "yeah just last week he trampled my daughter"

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

Scotland

A fake country

Scotland isn't a real country

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020