poggers

a word used to say when you are surprised or are experiencing good vibes

hey Jeffery Epstein I heard what you did and that wasn't very poggers

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

Scotland

A fake country

Scotland isn't a real country

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

kahoot

a game where kids come up with the best sex puns that they can think of

yesterday I named myself mike hawk on kahoot

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

ongadoo

a word you can put in the place of another word no matter the definition of the original word

last night I did a ongadoo

whenever I ongadoo my eyes hurt

mommy says daddy left to get an ongadoo

you know its wrong for white people to say ongadoo

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020