Definitions by one eyed milkman

Hitlerific

Word used to describe someone or something extremely strict or harsh

Your mom is so hitlerific, it's not as if that pensioner USED his legs that much anyway

Hitlerific by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

ewt

Warringtonian for anything

Ewt is the opposite of newt (but not in the animal sense)

ewt by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

a sphincter says what by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

gagf

acronym - Go And Get Fucked

GAGF I ain't writin a fuckin example

gagf by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

honk on by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

a stitch in time saves nine by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004

gorp

Someone who is gormless

He is a gorp
She is gorp
They are gorps

gorp by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004