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douchesnobbery

Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:

- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar

- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!
by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019
mugGet the douchesnobberymug.

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
mugGet the morning doomug.

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...
Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...
by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015
mugGet the mehxican foodmug.

Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
mugGet the Beephmug.

scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.
I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…
by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021
mugGet the scroll down memory lanemug.

deja ew

When you experience something disgusting - again...
Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?
by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023
mugGet the deja ewmug.

vaccinationcation

Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.
Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.
by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021
mugGet the vaccinationcationmug.

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