one 'f' Jeph's definitions

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

empamucho

A really substantial empanada.

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.

by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024

gnarcissist

An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.

That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...

by one 'f' Jeph June 7, 2018

Gnarchaeologist

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

Nappy Trail

(n.) an extremely dense happy trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.

by one 'f' Jeph February 21, 2011

Pauxder

Fresh man-made snow.

This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.

by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014