one 'f' Jeph's definitions

factwards

Getting facts completely wrong.

The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.

by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017

memeunizations

The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.

Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.

by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.

Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.

by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011

scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018

popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

by one 'f' Jeph February 22, 2017