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mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...
Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...
by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015
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scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.
I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…
by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021
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lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.
I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
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textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.
Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
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nalgenius

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.
That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?
by one 'f' Jeph November 8, 2015
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Gnarchaeologist

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.
by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012
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empamucho

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.
by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024
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