one 'f' Jeph's definitions
The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.
by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...
by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...
by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...
Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.
by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022

When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...
by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
