one 'f' Jeph's definitions

Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.

I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021

scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.

Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.

by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015