Definitions by one 'f' Jeph
namasteak
When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...
namasteak by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018
vamanachos
vamanachos by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018
gnarcissist
An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.
That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...
gnarcissist by one 'f' Jeph June 7, 2018
dadgic trick
Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.
The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
dadgic trick by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018
relleviate
To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.
To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.
To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.
relleviate by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018
morning doo
The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
morning doo by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017