one 'f' Jeph's definitions

zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.

Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.

by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021

memeunizations

The process by which an individual's immune system becomes fortified against an agent simply by viewing memes.

Thanks to ALL my friends, family, and random acquaintances for posting soooo many memes about this virus; I feel like my memeunizations are now fully up to date.

by one 'f' Jeph March 15, 2020

vaccinationcation

Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.

Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.

by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021

gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...

by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

The Great Impeachee

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021

Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013