one 'f' Jeph's definitions

mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...

Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...

by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015

textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017

lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.

I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021

gnarcissist

An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.

That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...

by one 'f' Jeph June 7, 2018

empamucho

A really substantial empanada.

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.

by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024

scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

zinfluenza

That hangover you get from drinking way too much Zinfandel.

Honey. Be a dear and bring me some coffee, keep the lights down low, and stay quiet… I’ve got another bad case of zinfluenza.

by one 'f' Jeph December 27, 2021