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by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
Get the tweetquencymug. Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.
The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018
Get the dadgic trickmug. Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
Get the Beephmug. Mexican food that isn't that tasty...
by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015
Get the mehxican foodmug. Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.
Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.
by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021
Get the vaccinationcationmug. The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
Get the morning doomug. When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...
by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018
Get the namasteakmug.