gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...

After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...

by one 'f' Jeph December 06, 2016

popparazzi

A dad who takes way too many pictures of his kids who are typically angst-filled, emo teens.

OMG Dad. You and that camera. You're like the biggest popparazzi ever. Stop it. Mom!?!

by one 'f' Jeph February 23, 2017

Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

by one 'f' Jeph October 30, 2013

lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.

I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021

guacoldmole

Old, black, funky, leftover guacamole

Dude, I just found some guacoldmole in the back of the fridge - looks pretty bad - do you want it?

by one 'f' Jeph May 26, 2023

cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017