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lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.
I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
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textedo

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.
Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
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scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.
I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…
by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021
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nalgenius

Someone who claims to possess or actually possesses a tremendous knowledge of the wilderness and has a well-traveled plastic water bottle - usually with stickers from various outdoor locations.
That dude was telling me some amazing stories about his six month backpacking trip in Patagonia. He such a nalgenius. And that BPA-free water bottle of his is sick - did you see the wear marks on it?
by one 'f' Jeph November 8, 2015
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tweetquency

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.
Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.
by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
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dadgic trick

Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.
The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018
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empamucho

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.
by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024
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