38 definitions by one 'f' Jeph

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.
I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
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The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.
Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.
by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
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An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.
That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...
by one 'f' Jeph May 19, 2018
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The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.
That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.
by one 'f' Jeph October 30, 2013
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Getting facts completely wrong.
The 45th President of these United States of American sure seems to have everything factwards.
by one 'f' Jeph January 23, 2017
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The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.
When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...
by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018
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Someone who takes lysergic acid diethylamide (or psilocybin) and pretty much spends the next eight hours philosophizing about the meaning of life.
Man, dude, you were like a next-level frylosopher last night. I feel like you were so close to figuring out the secrets of the cosmos. A couple more trips and you're there man. Here's some blotter...
by one 'f' Jeph April 12, 2019
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