one 'f' Jeph's definitions

vaccinationcation

Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.

Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.

by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021

Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

catasapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of an apostrophe.

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...

by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022

Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.

That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.

by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...

Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.

by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022