one 'f' Jeph's definitions

vamanachos

Let’s go get some nachos.

Vamanachos! I’m down for some chips and cheese and beers.

by one 'f' Jeph July 1, 2018

Nappy Trail

(n.) an extremely dense happy trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.

by one 'f' Jeph February 21, 2011

tweetquency

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.

Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.

by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

dadgic trick

Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.

The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.

by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018

Gnarchaeologist

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

empamucho

A really substantial empanada.

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.

by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024