one 'f' Jeph's definitions
Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:
- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar
- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar
- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!
by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019
Get the douchesnobberymug. The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
Get the morning doomug. Mexican food that isn't that tasty...
by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015
Get the mehxican foodmug. Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
Get the Beephmug. I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…
by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021
Get the scroll down memory lanemug. by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023
Get the deja ewmug. Heading to a place where vaccinations are more readily available due to smaller populations to jump ahead in line rather than staying in your highly populated urban center and waiting your turn. Oftentimes the vaccinationcationer owns a second or third home in the rural/resort community.
Yo - I'm heading outta town on a little vaccinationcation to get my CoVid shot. Probably get a few days of skiing in while I'm at it. See ya in a month.
by one 'f' Jeph February 10, 2021
Get the vaccinationcationmug.