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Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.
by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018
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by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
Get the lameinate countertops mug.Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.
by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017
Get the textedo mug.The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
Get the morning doo mug.Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
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by one 'f' Jeph February 25, 2022
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