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Bean Brush

The small, bristly patch of hair beneath the lower lip of men who are harvesting their facial hair in an attempt to look cool or hip or trendy. Often used to 'brush' the 'bean'.
That new guy in marketing has a pretty sweet bean brush. I bet his lady loves it.
by one 'f' Jeph October 31, 2013
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catasapostrophe

MY DUDE - the grammar police were after me for yet another catasapostrophe. I need to figure out how to punctuate better, but it's so hard...
by one 'f' Jeph July 19, 2022
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gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...
After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...
by one 'f' Jeph December 6, 2016
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Trader Joys

The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...
Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.
by one 'f' Jeph April 7, 2022
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namasteak

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.
When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...
by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018
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Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
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morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.
Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.
by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017
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