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Nappy Trail

That guy has a really hairy back and the bushiest nappy trail I've ever seen.
by one 'f' Jeph February 21, 2011
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tweetquency

The number of Tweets occurring within a specific unit of time.
Trump’s tweetquency seems to redline the deeper he gets into all this impeachment shit.
by one 'f' Jeph November 20, 2019
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dadgic trick

Really crappy magic tricks that dads do that somehow impress little kids. Typically involves hiding something small with an overly exaggerated flourish and then pulling said object from behind some toddlers ear or wiggling fingers at a red light that is about to change and shouting 'turnius greenius!' as the light miraculously changes to green.
The old guy was bummed when he realized his teenage daughter was no longer astounded by his best dadgic tricks.
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2018
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Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
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mehxican food

Mexican food that isn't that tasty...
Dude - this place makes some pretty lousy mehxican food - the burritos taste like ass...
by one 'f' Jeph November 17, 2015
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cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.
Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.
by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018
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alterrafied

The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.
I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...
by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021
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