solidbriety

When you don’t drink booze in support of someone else who isn’t drinking booze. An amalgamation of solidarity and sobriety.
Thanks for the solidbriety during Dry January, but I fell off the wagon on the third day.
by one 'f' Jeph January 30, 2021
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douchesnobbery

Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:

- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar

- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!
by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019
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trailer juice

Grab me a 2-liter of trailer juice at the mini mart Ma! I finished the last of it at breakfast.
by one 'f' Jeph May 14, 2014
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empamucho

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.
by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024
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gnarcissist

An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.
That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...
by one 'f' Jeph June 07, 2018
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Beeph

Any type of beef tasting meat, meat-by-product, beef flavored meat substitute, etc. Something that tastes beefy or is trying to be beefy, but that isn't 100% beef.
Taco Bell crunchy tacos are made from beeph.
by one 'f' Jeph January 26, 2011
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gratisfying

Something that is both deeply gratifying and satisfying at the same time...
After eating that HUGE Chipotle burrito I was dying to drop a double. Once I finally made it home, I unleashed the most gratisfying poop...
by one 'f' Jeph December 06, 2016
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