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Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.

Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash

by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022

August 12, 2036

The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

by omgwhatiswhy June 5, 2023

Go for a Perfect!

something you just can’t seem to do on love rap or love lizards
I guess love sucks

yo I done just went for a perfect on karate man am I cool
dawg that’s easy
how about you Go for a Perfect! ™ on love rap
fuck no

by omgwhatiswhy May 19, 2023

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

crosswoods

a roblox game where if you joined your Roblox account would get hijacked and it would spoof really bad messages and get you banned

Yo should I play this new game called crosswoods?
Bro it will get you banned no
Okay

by omgwhatiswhy July 23, 2022

My Hero Academia

An anime/manga where everyone in the fandom apparently thinks deku likes bakugo

named person: what’s your favorite anime?
another named person: My Hero Academia
named person: the fandom is filled with the most out of touch with reality people
another named person: glad I’m not in it

by omgwhatiswhy June 15, 2023