old handle's definitions

Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

by old handle February 13, 2015

Vine

A 7-second video. Origin: Vine app.

*makes a vine*

by old handle August 20, 2014

Chrymata

The feeling when you want to ask someone how they're feeling, not because they're upset, just because they're human, and all humans are sad; the feeling of wanting to share someone's burden.

The chrymata compelled him to check up on his friends daily.

by old handle July 10, 2020

wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.

1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"

by old handle August 22, 2014