Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.
I hate Valentine's Day.
by old handle February 13, 2015
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Chrymata

The feeling when you want to ask someone how they're feeling, not because they're upset, just because they're human, and all humans are sad; the feeling of wanting to share someone's burden.
The chrymata compelled him to check up on his friends daily.
by old handle July 10, 2020
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football

Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.
Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
by old handle July 04, 2014
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wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.
1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"
by old handle August 22, 2014
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