The worst thing in the history of man. When your iPad, iPhone, or other devices with autocorrect built in changes a word to something that doesn't make sense.
I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
by old handle July 06, 2014
The feeling when you want to ask someone how they're feeling, not because they're upset, just because they're human, and all humans are sad; the feeling of wanting to share someone's burden.
by old handle July 10, 2020
Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.
Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
by old handle July 04, 2014
1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.
by old handle August 22, 2014