old handle's definitions

wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.

1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"

by old handle August 22, 2014

Solitorine

The feeling you get when you look up from what you were doing and realize everyone else has left.

Sophie felt acute solitorine when she looked up.

by old handle February 18, 2021

mama

Mama is a small-child word for Mum or if you're a American user Mom. It is usually the first word that a small child says, along with "Fuck", "Shit", and "Dada".

Child: Mama! Mama!
Mum/mom: What, my little baby?

by old handle July 6, 2014

Vine

A 7-second video. Origin: Vine app.

*makes a vine*

by old handle August 20, 2014