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Definitions by olaf the cockmaster

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

flare headed gutwrench 

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I went to work with my flare headed gutwrench

two day old nigger fuck 

This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it
Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!

dick dobber 

A woman or man who is so addicted to cock that they constantly are drawn to it and are constantly up and down on it like a dirt dobber
Damn man!Kaye is such a fuckin dick dobber I swear my dick is never two feet from her mouth!

runescape 

If you are determined to never have any life, and be a virgin all of your life I highly recommend it!
I ain't had pussy since pussy had me, but I can play the shit outta some runescape.