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asparagus

A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.

Example:

Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.

by obama account April 27, 2024

TikTok challenges

Just another word for crimes against humanity.

Person 1: I'm about to do some TikTok challenges
Person 1's father: *Leaves to "get milk"*

by obama account July 23, 2022