Example 1:
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
by nypaliguy January 21, 2010
Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!
Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.
Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?
Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.
Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?
by nypaliguy September 17, 2009
When the occupants of an apartment on a higher floor with steps leading to the door, stores many things on their steps as though its temporary, however the habits become permanent and unsafe. Usually consisting of shoes, umbrellas, bookbags, toys, groceries, etc.
Person1: Need help with those bags?
Person2: Sure , just bring them upstairs
Person1: Uh I would but all your damned step storage is in the way
Person2: Sure , just bring them upstairs
Person1: Uh I would but all your damned step storage is in the way
by nypaliguy September 09, 2009
T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
by nypaliguy July 30, 2009
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Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
by nypaliguy November 09, 2009
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude shit!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude shit!
by nypaliguy November 07, 2009