notessayharperipromise's definitions

essayharper

a low quality internet series.

A: hey, im gonna watch the new essayharper video
B: Ew do you have taste?

by notessayharperipromise December 21, 2023

age fluid

pedophilia synonym

common misconception: a part of the lgbtq community

Person 1: I am age fluid
Person 2: *kicks person 1 to the moon*

by notessayharperipromise May 8, 2022

Dreamsexual

1: a disgrace of humanity
2: someone who is only sexually attracted to people in their dreams

1: guy: I'm dreamsexual
other guy: go f**k yourself
2: guy: I'm dreamsexual
other guy: oh, cool.

by notessayharperipromise March 25, 2022

Steam

A video game platform created by Valve.

The game just released on Steam

by notessayharperipromise December 3, 2021

Megalovania

sans

sans Megalovania

by notessayharperipromise January 12, 2022

CSCZ

a shorthand for a game that nobody has opened in 10 years, Counter Strike: Condition Zero created by Valve Corporation. Bad things start to happen if you mention it

1: Im cracked at CSCZ
2: HELP IM IN CARDIAC ARREST

by notessayharperipromise December 21, 2023

SpongeBobing

(verb) acting in a way reminiscent of the cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants from his eponymous series of the same name.

Bro 1: I FOUND SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN 24
Bro 2: stop SpongeBobing

by notessayharperipromise April 22, 2025