⚠️ Warning Label: COHL ⚠️
Proceed with caution. Side effects may include:
• Falling too fast
• Biting your lip when he talks
• Cancelling other plans for a man who doesn’t even ask twice
• Saying “this isn’t even like me” while doing things exactly like you for him
Cohl is known to:
• Make you feel safe, then make you scream
• Give you genuine affection, then leave you thinking about it for days
• Ruin your sleep, your playlist, and possibly your next relationship
Not recommended for:
• Overthinkers
• Women who say “I don’t catch feelings”
• Anyone trying to move on peacefully
Warning:
He’s respectful, but freaky. Sweet, but strategic. And once you taste his energy — it’s wraps
Rare combo: real heart, real hands, real heat. He’s the type that listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and still knows how to flip you over and make you forget your name. Genuine with his words, grown with his actions, and confident without ever doing too much. Big dick energy — not just in size, but in how he carries himself. He makes women feel safe, seen, and slutty… all in the same night. He’s never thirsty, just chosen.
Example:
"He ain’t like the rest. Cohl got me soft for him and sore from him."
Proceed with caution. Side effects may include:
• Falling too fast
• Biting your lip when he talks
• Cancelling other plans for a man who doesn’t even ask twice
• Saying “this isn’t even like me” while doing things exactly like you for him
Cohl is known to:
• Make you feel safe, then make you scream
• Give you genuine affection, then leave you thinking about it for days
• Ruin your sleep, your playlist, and possibly your next relationship
Not recommended for:
• Overthinkers
• Women who say “I don’t catch feelings”
• Anyone trying to move on peacefully
Warning:
He’s respectful, but freaky. Sweet, but strategic. And once you taste his energy — it’s wraps
Rare combo: real heart, real hands, real heat. He’s the type that listens when you talk, remembers the little things, and still knows how to flip you over and make you forget your name. Genuine with his words, grown with his actions, and confident without ever doing too much. Big dick energy — not just in size, but in how he carries himself. He makes women feel safe, seen, and slutty… all in the same night. He’s never thirsty, just chosen.
Example:
"He ain’t like the rest. Cohl got me soft for him and sore from him."
"I linked with Cohl once. Now my playlist toxic, my attitude worse, and my standards permanently raised. He’s a danger to peaceful healing."
by notathreat August 07, 2025
Get the Cohlmug.