arby's

Fast-food chain whose logo resembles a circumsized penis.

The family activist group "Keep the penis in the pants" petitioned Arby's to change their logo which resembles a circumsized penis.

by not yet cured April 29, 2007

quiznos

A sandwich chain with no customers and 50 tables.

If it wasn't for that neon sign I wouldn't have known Quiznos was still open.

by not yet cured April 29, 2007