3 definitions by not mario blunt king
friend 1 - "hey do you know joe?"
friend 2 - "no whos joe"
friend 1 - "joe mamma"
friend 2 - *throws themselves in front of an 18-wheeler*
friend 2 - "no whos joe"
friend 1 - "joe mamma"
friend 2 - *throws themselves in front of an 18-wheeler*
by not mario blunt king October 23, 2019
friend 1 - "hey wanna get some boba"
friend 2 - "whats boba"
friend 1 - "boba deez nuts haha"
friend 2 - *snaps neck*
friend 2 - "whats boba"
friend 1 - "boba deez nuts haha"
friend 2 - *snaps neck*
by not mario blunt king October 23, 2019
A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.
I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.
by not mario blunt king November 23, 2021