Definitions by not mario blunt king

Dylan 

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.

I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.

Dylan by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021

joe 

joe is a stupid meme that has the same stupid basis like ligma or sugma

friend 1 - "hey do you know joe?"

friend 2 - "no whos joe"

friend 1 - "joe mamma"

friend 2 - *throws themselves in front of an 18-wheeler*

joe by not mario blunt king October 22, 2019

boba 

boba is a lesser known meme with the same basis as joe or ligma

friend 1 - "hey wanna get some boba"

friend 2 - "whats boba"

friend 1 - "boba deez nuts haha"

friend 2 - *snaps neck*

boba by not mario blunt king October 22, 2019