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gamer

A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.
If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.
by not found [Error 404] February 25, 2009
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America

A sad nation filled with ignorance, fear, corruption, prejudice, and organized bullshit religion. America has been turned into a fascist theocracy.
Those stupid fucking Christians, they took over America and ruined it.
by not found [Error 404] May 12, 2007
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Workaholic

Generally a loser who believes that the only thing in life that matters is working and providing for society. And they pointlessly look down on people who would rather do something actually fun with their time than working all the time.

I'd rather be so called "lazy" and "irresponsible" and enjoy my life doing what I want to do rather than work and be bored all the damn time. Yeah, I understand that work is important to keep society going, but god damn, these people are just plain dull.
Workaholics are wasting their lives away.
by not found [Error 404] April 9, 2009
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Hillel Slovak

lame guitarist, very untalented, guitarist for the lame ass red hot chili peppers, no talent whatesover.
hillel slovak committed suicide in 1988 wat a loser.
by not found [Error 404] August 26, 2007
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philistine

A smugly ignorant person with no appreciation of intellectual or artistic matters.
The creationist christian VenomFangX on Youtube is a great example of a philistine.
by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2009
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Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan:

One of the worst presidents this country has ever had...

The president know best for bringing back poverty to the masses and for slowing research into aids research. Also responsible for a scandal in central America.

This presidents who spoke highly of "the trickle down theory" The same doctrine that inflicted homelessness on so many American people. Reagan's economic policies helped
Corporation get over on their employees. He allowed them to pollute the oceans, poison the air. And pay less taxes while doing so.

Reagan supported the proliferation of nuclear missiles and germ warfare. He and president Bush are responsible for training Al Al-Qaeda, Training weapons and materials provided by U.S. and our own CIA. Side note- George Bush(then the vice president was the former head of the CIA)

One would need a great many pages in the Urban dictionary to completely define this man. Suffice it to say, He embraced many dark ideals and intolerance. He and his administration are responsible for many great wrongs.

It should also be noted that Reagan fought increasing the minimal wage vehemently.

Towards the end of his life and presidency they were having to remove a wart from his nose which kept growing back. Many people thought that he had lied so much during his presidency that he had, in-fact, affected reality; and his nose would grow when he lied. Which seemed to be most of the time.

2.) The president who John Hinckley failed to kill.
Ronald Reagan:

There are too many examples to list of how evil this man was.
Fighting the minimal wage increase. Halting medical research for AIDS and cancer. Killing innocent people in central America and ushering in an economic policy that devastated so many lives. His policies allowed the rich to exploit the middle class and poor. He gave tax relief to corporations while denying medical care to American citizens. And although the taxes went up, Bills to provide national health were rejected medical research was under-funded and more money went to defense contractors and weapons development.

I the author of this definition celebrate the day of his death (Ronald Regan) as well as others such as Pope John Paul II

For those of you who wish to do the same those dates are June 6, 2004 for Reagan
And April 2, 2005
Two of the most Vile people to have been spewed from their mothers entrails and who I am glad went down for the dirt nap at last.
by not found [Error 404] January 5, 2009
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Ministry

An obscure 80's Synthpop group that became a mainstream 2000's Thrash metal band.
Ministry are the very definition of a band that has gone through major evolution.
by not found [Error 404] August 25, 2010
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