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Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.

Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now

by not chris's dad February 14, 2022

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.

Jacob has a mullet

by not chris's dad March 23, 2022

Grant Roach

A little small pp'd 9 year old that got piss in his cherrios this morning.

Grant Roach is a pissy pants.

by not chris's dad October 26, 2022