Ghorblate

To reattach one's foreskin surgically after circumcision.
I left my Jewish faith behind so I had to ghorblate. OY VEY!
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Pseughorblate

To ghorblate, however you do not have access to your foreskin, and thus are forced to use a meat-based substitute.
R: I wanted to ghorblate but my foreskin was rotting so I had to get salami and pseughorblate!
A: Frick that sucks.
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