Urban Dictionary: Definitions by northern jamie

bottypoker

A bottypoker is a gay man who enjoys poking other men's bums with his penis ! Similar to a shitstabber!

Watch him over there he's a right bottypoker !

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A malbeen is a person who thinks they are sexy & intelligent but are actually thick as fuck (dumb) and as ugly as fuck !

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A milffer is a man obsessed in finding and fucking a milf

Damn he's fucking jakes mum too now ! What a a milffer.

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A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

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