noelle's definitions

rub one out

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm.

also known as "rub it out"

Damn, that made me really horny. I'm gonna have to go rub one out.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

peon

an idiotic person. a moron.

Shut your hole, you PEON!

by Noelle March 14, 2003

crutons

noun. A tastey treat for those who are salad tossers also known as brown turds or pieces of crap eaten by said salad tossers.

I tossed his salad and ate his crutons.

by noelle April 22, 2005

america's wang

the state of florida

"I can't go to Florida..that's America's Wang!!!"

by Noelle September 16, 2003

freefall

To fall weightlessly and freely from the sky, as in while skydiving.

The freefall while skydiving is about 35 seconds long. I really enjoyed the freefall.

by Noelle April 3, 2005

Anna Nicole Smith

A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.

Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.

by noelle March 28, 2003

Fuzzle Nerf

To have a squishy toy that you like to squeeze, preferably girl playing with a boys squishy toy...

I love your fuzzle nerf hair.
Lets play with your fuzzle nerf and have some fun.

by Noelle October 23, 2003