Definitions by nobody else here

blow bleed 

to get a nosebleed from blowing ur nose

i got a huge blow bleed when i blew my nose. there was blood everywhere!

when i get blow bleeds, or even nosebleeds, i just let it leak into a cup and continue what im doing untill the cup is 1/4 full. im too lazy to take care of it right away.

blow bleed by nobody else here October 18, 2017

ass potato 

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

ass potato by nobody else here October 16, 2017

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: * 

magic!

samson: wew how do do that with the bot?
bran: magic! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: * by nobody else here October 2, 2017

improvise 

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

improvise by nobody else here September 26, 2017

fidget fuck 

twirling and wiggling your dick around.

i had a fidget fuck that lasted about 3 minutes before having the best sex ive had in years!

fidget fuck by nobody else here September 24, 2017

skinny dicking

to go skinny dipping and peein in mid air as u approach the water.

i accidentally peed on my parents when i got caught in the middle of skinny dicking.

skinny dicking by nobody else here September 24, 2017

bomb the bowl 

to have explosive diarrhea.

im gonna go bomb the bowl, brb.

bomb the bowl by nobody else here September 20, 2017