nicki's definitions

Johnny Depp

The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.

Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.

by Nicki November 15, 2004

bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.

Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.

by Nicki December 2, 2004

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff is an untalented try hard scrag who is betta off at the bottom of a lake than bursting our eardrums with her stupid sluty songs...

hilary singing: why not do a skanky dance, why not get into my pants, im a stupid whor so why not, why not... u no u want to...

by nicki September 18, 2004

Findle

fondle touch
1. To touch with the feet;
2. An erotic touch with the feet;
3. To get off with feet, or touch penis/vagina/breast.
4. Sometimes used in roleplaying, to touch someone with your toes or heel and bring pleasure.

Theresa sat at the couch with her lover and began to findle, bringing forth a large bump in his pants.

by Nicki December 2, 2004