nick's definitions

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.

montrose is already there.

by nick December 11, 2003

metrosocialist

Noun. A term created by a weblogger idiotvillager.com that means "a young, urbane person who advocates or practices forms of socialism in vanity". Derived from the word metrosexual.

Look at that metrosocialist over there reading Adbusters.

by Nick April 13, 2004

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 8, 2005

knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

by nick August 21, 2003

flabongo

half beer bong / half pink flamingo

Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!

by Nick November 7, 2004

homestarrunner

The funniest thing on earth- everyone I know loves it. Found at homestarrunner.com. Main characters are Homestar Runner, Strong Bad(you are really here to see him!), Marzipan, The Cheat, Coach Zee, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, the King of Town, Poopsmith and Homesar.

'Welcome to homestarrunner.net- it's dot com!'

by Nick September 8, 2003