Definitions by niall

crack one off 

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

peter north 

fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE

Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7

peter north by Niall January 5, 2004

hale

a word from the early 17th century period which refers to a ragamuffin with no morales who copulates excessively with his right hand.

if you keep on wanking people will start to call you a hale

hale by niall December 21, 2003