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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
Get the snurchmug. by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
Get the Chicken Tarkamug. CHEGWIN (verb). JEGG-WJINN.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
To secrete alchohol outside one's home to be consumed away from friends and relatives in secret... often whilst walking the dog or 'going for some fresh air'.
"Casper? Thy's not getten a Kestrel at all - your Judd's told me - yer Mam caught yer ovver t' wreck wi' some Diamond White... we all know's you Chegwin!"
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
(From "Kes... t' Director's Cut")
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
Get the chegwinmug. "Cam tey grips, ye wee raj - yer poose has shat ayl awaer ma livin' rhume!"
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
by Neil Baxter September 29, 2005
Get the Poosemug. Kair-Unkkh. n.
The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:
"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"
Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:
"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"
Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
KERRUNK!
"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"
From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"
From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
Get the kerrunkmug. Berr-uff (n.)
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
Wooster laughed.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
Get the broughmug. The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.
Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.
The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.
The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"
"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"
"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"
From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"
"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"
From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
Get the frigletmug.