2 definitions by natdawg

Shamssause

Drunkness with old friends and no dinner that can only be remedied with salmon bagels on the morrow

I was Shamssause

Friend: Salmon Bagels again? You must’ve been really shamsaussed last night.

Me: Yeah... We did the thing where you drink too much too early and only have some appetizers but no dinner.

Friend: Well, salmon should do the trick.

by natdawg May 5, 2019

Orriyomi

Smartass motha-fucker, stubborn, incredibly skilled with fidget spinners.

Orriyomi is so good at using fidget spinners.

by natdawg June 2, 2017