Smartass motha-fucker, stubborn, incredibly skilled with fidget spinners.
Orriyomi is so good at using fidget spinners.
Drunkness with old friends and no dinner that can only be remedied with salmon bagels on the morrow
I was Shamssause
Friend: Salmon Bagels again? You must’ve been really shamsaussed last night.
Me: Yeah... We did the thing where you drink too much too early and only have some appetizers but no dinner.
Friend: Well, salmon should do the trick.
