natasha's definitions

shildo

when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

using a shildo in your ass is REALLY taking a dump.

by Natasha March 16, 2005

melcryptovestimentaphiliac

Someone who compulsively steals ladies panties

Basil Leaf Bloomfield.

by Natasha September 1, 2004

Kebabble

The ordering of fast food on a Saturday night after last orders.

Hey pal can give me a sheeze burger with ships.

by Natasha November 16, 2003

Drink from both taps

To be bisexual, to swing both ways

Nicola was after Joanne and Anthony, she defo drinks from both taps.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

Rishist

One who can take a long-term view of things, but doesn't wait for anything, and thus will leverage all his bets accordingly.....
fill his plate so to speak...etc..
he can build a factory, knowing that the ROI may not come for many years, but will not accept excess losses, and lost time, but instead run effectively and efficiently
he is usually indiff. to quarterly profit reports....etc....

Asking to describe a rishist in one sentence is like asking someone to define a supreme being in one sentence.

by Natasha October 5, 2005

humber

A slice of ham that walks and rides horses.

"Riding lessons by Humbers! The best in town!"

by Natasha March 17, 2005

tuppy

a word for the 'nether regions' of a woman.

George didn't half rag me about last night, my tuppy is killing.

by Natasha November 22, 2003