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Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin
by natalie portmanteaux March 28, 2021
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Get the flagkini mug.Lana: "I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022
Get the incobegence mug.Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023
Get the hobbytunity mug.Archer: "Uh-oh, someone's mad they're not in charge."
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!
Lana: "No. I accept Fabian's decision. I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence"!
by natalie portmanteaux September 16, 2022
Get the incobegence mug.Dramadjacent, a portmanteau of drama and adjacent.
"just coz I said I don't wanna be part of the drama doesn't mean I don't wanna know what the drama is"
"just coz I said I don't wanna be part of the drama doesn't mean I don't wanna know what the drama is"
by natalie portmanteaux April 22, 2021
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