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spasino

Spasino, a portmanteau of spa and casino.
Terry: "Damn. This place is luxe."
Boyle: "Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down there forever. Had I known all it'd take was a few broken bones, I would've hit him with a baseball bat years ago!"
Jake: "Mm-mm."
Boyle: "Sarge, it's a spa and a casino. A spasino!"
Jake: "One of the room service options is a carving station. ♪ Talkin' prime rib in bed! ♪ And what's this? I'm using a blanket as a napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy."
Boyle: "Real fancy."
by natalie portmanteaux August 3, 2023
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adventurecation

Adventurecation, a portmanteau of adventure and vacation.
Helen: "Well, I'd like that very much. What kind of restaurant is it?"
Gene: "Slop shop."
Louis: "Butt hut."
Tina: "It's nice."
Helen: "I am in."
Teddy: "Perfect! I'll go there now and wait."
Linda: "What a wonderful little adventurecation!"
Bob: "Oh, I hurt so much."
by natalie portmanteaux September 27, 2023
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Swe-bop

Swe-bop, a portmanteau of Swiss and bebop.
Cyril: “So, did anyone else know that Robert had a Swiss jazz label?”
Pam: “Or that Swiss jazz was a subgenre called Swe-bop?”
Archer: “I mean, it figures. Switzerland is like the jazz of countries. It just keeps going and going and no one has any idea why.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 29, 2023
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tactleneck

A portmanteau of tactical and turtleneck. Coined by Stirling Archer in the tv show Archer.

A dark black turtleneck used tactically to provide maximum skin coverage for blending in at night.
"I mean, I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck, Lana. The tactleneck!" ~ H. Jon Benjamin as Archer
by natalie portmanteaux May 13, 2021
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chlamydiot

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."
by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021
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Home Ec-staurant

A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.

When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 7, 2023
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naco

Naco, a portmanteau of nacho and taco. Coined by Ron Stoppable in the tv show Kim Possible.

It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.
Kim: "What are you eating?"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"
by natalie portmanteaux April 28, 2021
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