Dramadjacent, a portmanteau of drama and adjacent.
"just coz I said I don't wanna be part of the drama doesn't mean I don't wanna know what the drama is"
"just coz I said I don't wanna be part of the drama doesn't mean I don't wanna know what the drama is"
by natalie portmanteaux April 22, 2021

Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”
Wolf: “Crocodile Rob's? Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk and pull some of her most notorious funanigans. It's strictly forbidden.”
Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024

"Banana life hack!!! Collect all the stringy bits and make a big plate of sweet, grainy banoodles!!"
by natalie portmanteaux January 15, 2023

Pam: "Archer, I got out! Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy."
Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."
Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022

Kustard, a portmanteau of ketchup and mustard.
Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023

Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin
by natalie portmanteaux March 28, 2021
