Definitions by napoleon bitch;)
turd waffle
when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)
Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!
Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!
Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!
turd waffle by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011