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a fuckwit genius called pinochio 

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

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marshmello

one of the greatest DJs of our time

that marshmello has funny cooking shows

marshmello by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

kendrick lamar 

one of the greatest rappers of all time
like

Eminem
2pac
lil wayne
biggie
etc

that Kendrick lamar is a great rapper

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Mozart 

he's that nigga

ayyyyyyy look its mozart

Mozart by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018