High Level

A phrase thrown around by directors to make themselves feel better than everyone else in the office.
Worker: What was that meeting about?
Director: All high level stuff, nothing you need to worry about.
by my mAin Hack October 06, 2016
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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
by my mAin Hack June 23, 2016
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Eight ball syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack August 29, 2017
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Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.
What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.
by my mAin Hack October 04, 2017
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Dorkward

To be awkward because you're such a fucking nerd.
When Sheldon from Big Bang attempts to use sarcasm. Dorkward.
by my mAin Hack April 11, 2016
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Did a Kanye

I totally did a Kanye when someone first suggested to me that the world we live in is actually just a hologram.
by my mAin Hack December 05, 2016
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Put down the knife

To go vegetarian or more specifically, vegan. Referring to the 2011 documentary 'Forks over knives' in which researchers explore the possibility that people changing their diets from animal-based to plant-based can help eliminate or control diseases like cancer and diabetes.
Girl 1: You are looking so good lately, what's your secret?

Girl 2: I put down the knife.
by my mAin Hack September 28, 2016
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