Definitions by mutantlog

absolute chimney

A free kick in football (soccer) that sails over the crossbar. Originates from sethrosenthal.bsky.social who saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and couldn't stop saying it to himself as if he were an English football announcer.

(Jonathan) Tah lines up for his penatly kick, and he has blazed it over! An absolute chimney!

absolute chimney by mutantlog July 22, 2026

ykwt 

Acronym for "You know what's true". Often used as a hashtag. Appears to originate from NXT wrestlers such as Sasha Banks and Scott Dawson.

Sasha Banks deserves a title shot! After all she did make the champ tap out. #ykwt

ykwt by mutantlog October 16, 2015