10 definitions by msoori
The man with abs of steel. Not only is he too sexy for his clothes, but he's smart as hell too. You would want to feel him up. Even if your a guy. ESPECIALLY if your a guy. He's so attractive, he turns straight men gay. Unfortunately, his heart belongs to nobody.
Teacher : You're so sexy robbie, want to go behind the portable and... ahem?
Robbie : No teacher, not only are you a male, but my heart belongs to nobody.
Teacher : *runs out crying*
Hot girl : what about me robbie?
Robbie : No. You may be very sexy and italian, but still... My heart belongs to nobody.
Other kid : wait... If the teacher is gone crying, then who will teach us??
ROBBIE!! YOUR SO SEXY AND SMART, WHY DON'T YOU TEACH US??
Robbie: fine. but nobody better come on to me...
other hot girls: too late!
by msoori April 25, 2009
A really annoying disease (otherwise known as attention deficit disorder) that causes retards to not get in trouble. When they "get in trouble" all that happens is they get a slap on the wrist. People with ADD are very annoying and hyper. It seems that they need attention so they try and be funny but they fail... Yet immature people laugh at their jokes. When they actually create a joke that is "funny", they overuse it. for 5 years. They also steal jokes from people which can be quite annoying.
Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".
Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".
ADD: PENIS!! WILLY WHACKER!! AWW SHIZZY!!
Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*
Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.
ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!
Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.
ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!
Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!
Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!
ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*
Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*
Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.
ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!
Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.
ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!
Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!
Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!
ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*
by msoori April 20, 2009
1. One who plays the game "super smash brothers brawl".
2. A person who is a "baller" in video games.
1. guy 1: I'm a brawler. Anybody want to play with me?
guy 2: SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL?! OMGWTFBBQ. HELL YES. IM A BRAWLER TOO!!
2. *puts in hack for infinite money* Dude.
I
Am
A
Brawler.
by msoori April 14, 2009