breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 03, 2009

Puppy furnace

vagina

Gina's puppy furnace is so stinky it could kill a small village.

by ms nasty August 21, 2009