Puppy furnace

vagina

Gina's puppy furnace is so stinky it could kill a small village.

by ms nasty August 24, 2009

breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 02, 2009