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An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle.
These operators can be recognised by the following traits:

-Only ventures out to the local OHV or track once or twice a year?

-Forgets to bring fuel, water and food for your day of ‘riding’?

-Timeshares the ATC or quad?

-Screams at or chases the rider who won’t relinquish the ATC or quad when his/her time is complete?

-Shares a helmet?

-Argues over the ‘glove’?

-Attempts to ‘roost’ and then look back to see how much dust you’ve managed to kick up?

-Never operates out of eyesight of the campgrounds?

-Drives their mom’s Isuzu pickup with the ATC or quad loaded vertically on its rear tires and seat?

-Uses clothesline instead of tie-downs?

-Drinks alcohol while operating their vehicle.

-Leaves trash behind.

-Ruins trails.
Tom: Hey Fred, you see that picnic table over there?
Fred: Which picnic table?
Tom: The one with the helmet under it...
Fred: Yeah, what about it?
Tom: Some quadtard must have rode off without their helmet again...dumbass quadtards..

by mreverting September 11, 2007
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Any motorcycle/ATV trail consisting of a mile or more of steep humps packed close together mostly around 2 feet tall.
This morning we took a wrong turn on the trail and ended up riding 'whoops for days'.
by mreverting September 8, 2007
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Any mechanical apparatus that a Godard has attempted to repair and instead caused it to permanently fail.
That incompetent mechanic G'd up my vehicle.
by mreverting September 8, 2007
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Origin. Redneck slang. "Both of them are..."

When a pair of people, animals, places or things obtain the same present tense status.
Redneck #1 : Hey Wilbur, are those two tractors running yet?

Redneck #2: Yeah, boatem mar.
by mreverting January 25, 2010
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Any large, hillclimb that requires skill and brute hosrepower to successfully negotiate.
We went to Dove Springs and saw many riders attempting to climb Horsepower Hill.

Just about every motorcycle riding area has its own 'horsepower hill'.
by mreverting September 8, 2007
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