mr. terrence l. trezvant's definitions

Riding Bitch

Sitting in-between the driver and the passenger in a vehicle or sitting behind the driver on a motorcycle.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 26, 2003

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

Import nigga

Any african, jamaican, haitian, egyptian, etc., that's the same complexion of an African-American (black person), especially in the United States. It's really a derogatory term from somebody that's ignorant or nosey.

MAN: You still fuckin' with that import nigga, ain't you?
WOMAN: It's none of of your business if I am.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 25, 2005

fingercuff

1. When one marries another, especially when it's for the wrong reasons OR to shield advances from others.

2. A sexual encounter that involves a female having a dick in her mouth and another one in her pussy and/or bootyhole.

Girl, why you wanna fingercuff that man when you know it's just for his money?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 16, 2007

fat meat is greasy

This phrase is most commonly used when somebody has to find out the difference the hard way about something. Like saying, "You don't believe fat meat is greasy" as in "You gonna just have to find out the hard way."

You don't believe fat meat is greasy, do you?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2005

put your foot in your mouth

Saying something that makes a person feel pain or embarrassment.

I had to second-guess you for a while for putting your foot in your mouth.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 27, 2005

Have it both ways

Achieve two mutually exclusive objectives at the same time, especially in a selfish manner.

Reneé wants to have it both ways—by having her boyfriend to live with her. It involves paying on all her bills (instead of their bills) and pay child support on their daughters.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2004