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Definitions by mr. taco man

sloppy taco dive 

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.
this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.
sloppy taco dive by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

poop scoop 

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer
after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus
poop scoop by mr. taco man November 13, 2007
passing out drunk while eating out a chick that was given ruffies and waking up with your face in her corn hole.
"dude you were so wasted last night you took a brown nap on stacy"
brown nap by mr. taco man November 13, 2007