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Definitions by mr x

cafegueria 

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd
The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.
cafegueria by Mr X June 10, 2004

mcdonalds 

crappy ased place where when you order a ten pack of mcnuggers, you get a freakin 6 pack. i should sue them fer this!
ba da ba ba-bah! im gonna freakin blow off ronarld mcdonalrds evil clown face off! yeah. once the mcdonarlds had a charity thing, you buy the ronarld doll in this card board box thing. well, i put his plastic polystyrene pelleted head in the door crack and slammed it shut. i put his head in the vice and drilled out his ears. then, when it was halloween, i stuck him on a fire cracker(from his butt of course) and lit him on fire. oh the joy! im lovin' it.
mcdonalds by mr X June 9, 2004

dragon ball z 

stupid show where people who just have taken many laxitives, get pre-relief for constipation. once they have seen the show(which helps them power up) then they complete the delecate task of ejecting their constipated feces.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhh yeah! relief from my bloated constipation! metumucipal works great, thanks to drangon ball z!
dragon ball z by mr X June 9, 2004
Save Brace - when someone puts a coin into your pint, usually copper, forcing you down it in order to save Brace from drowning.
Save brace!
Brace by Mr X March 23, 2004

cunting cunt 

One whom is not merely a cunt, but a cunting cunt.
Why is it that all chavs are cunting cunts?
cunting cunt by Mr x March 21, 2004

agoraphobic 

To be afriad of anything thats practically outside, our outside itself.
person 1: I never see person 3 ever leave his house
person 2: maybe he's agoraphobic
agoraphobic by mr x February 19, 2004
A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.
Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down
qwerty by mr x February 11, 2004