spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009
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RADA COCKNEY

Faux cockney actor graduate of the RADA, Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
The RADA Cockney is typically the male product of an affluent upbringing who feels immasculated by the priviledge of their background therefore compensating with the over use of a faux working class affectation.
any one who has ever been any of Guy Ritchies films. Guy ritchie is the RADA Cockney over lord his hench men include Nick Moran and Jason Streatham.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009
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penis of forgiveness

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
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social bungee jumper

reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "

well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.

oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
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cuntstable

pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds
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potato wog

someone of irish birth or descent. not to be confused with the porridge wogs of scotland, the garlic wogs of france or the sausage wogs of germany.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
england lost 23-6 to the potato wogs last week in the six nations.
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