mr lobby's definitions
someone of irish birth or descent. not to be confused with the porridge wogs of scotland, the garlic wogs of france or the sausage wogs of germany.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
by mr lobby March 11, 2009

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009

the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.
by mr lobby March 11, 2009

reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "
well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.
oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.
oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
by mr lobby March 11, 2009

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
by mr lobby March 11, 2009
