9 definitions by mr lobby

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit
by mr lobby March 11, 2009
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the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.
spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.
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reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "

well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.

oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
by mr lobby March 11, 2009
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Faux cockney actor graduate of the RADA, Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
The RADA Cockney is typically the male product of an affluent upbringing who feels immasculated by the priviledge of their background therefore compensating with the over use of a faux working class affectation.
any one who has ever been any of Guy Ritchies films. Guy ritchie is the RADA Cockney over lord his hench men include Nick Moran and Jason Streatham.

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a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
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pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds
by mr lobby March 11, 2009
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