Definitions by mr lobby
cuntstable
cuntstable by mr lobby March 11, 2009
vicars bike
vicars bike by mr lobby March 11, 2009
healing crystal
stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury
see glastonbury
healing crystal by mr lobby March 11, 2009
spontaneous fabrication
the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.
spontaneous fabrication by mr lobby March 11, 2009
social bungee jumper
reverse social climbing commonly practiced by spoilt upper class brats who rebel against their parents borgois values only to run back to them when it all goes wrong.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
the freedom to purposefully descend the social scale in the knowledge that you have a parental safety net.
" yah tarquin like yuh that girls like so totally a social bungee jumper "
well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.
oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
well spoken crusty, media studies graduate, pompous festival organiser.
oxford street beggars wearing expensive designer foot wear.
social bungee jumper by mr lobby March 11, 2009
penis of forgiveness
a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.
penis of forgiveness by mr lobby March 11, 2009
potato wog
someone of irish birth or descent. not to be confused with the porridge wogs of scotland, the garlic wogs of france or the sausage wogs of germany.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
potato wog by mr lobby March 11, 2009