toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 09, 2007

volkswank

1. To wank (masturbate) in your Volkswagen. (Golf, beetle, bus)

"Where were you during the show?"
"I was busy having a volkswank"
"Can you have a benzbash?"
"-.-"

by mr fox May 07, 2007