Definitions by moon doggie

crotch crickets 

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

crotch crickets by moon doggie April 27, 2003

prissues 

Where a person has more than just issues to deal with. Problems+issues...

It took that bitch 6 months to figure out that "cunt" meant "sweetheart".Boy does she have "prissues"....

prissues by moon doggie April 27, 2003

second fiddle 

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

second fiddle by moon doggie April 27, 2003

over the shoulder boulder holder 

a bra.....

look at those melons in that over the shoulder boulder holder.

over the shoulder boulder holder by moon doggie April 27, 2003