4 definitions by moon doggie

crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 28, 2003

prissues

Where a person has more than just issues to deal with. Problems+issues...

It took that bitch 6 months to figure out that "cunt" meant "sweetheart".Boy does she have "prissues"....

by moon doggie April 28, 2003

over the shoulder boulder holder

a bra.....

look at those melons in that over the shoulder boulder holder.

by moon doggie April 28, 2003

second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

by moon doggie April 28, 2003