moon doggie's definitions

crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

prissues

Where a person has more than just issues to deal with. Problems+issues...

It took that bitch 6 months to figure out that "cunt" meant "sweetheart".Boy does she have "prissues"....

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

over the shoulder boulder holder

a bra.....

look at those melons in that over the shoulder boulder holder.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003