nubble space telescope

having an internet connection so slow that u transmit and receive data as fast as the hubble space telescope.

he's lagging so badly he could be a nubble space telescope

by moon August 01, 2004

firarm

The branch of an evergreen tree.

Don't go bringing that firarm in here... you'll get needles all over the floor.

by Moon February 04, 2004

analology

the analogy of anals.

when i grow up i want to become an analologist

by moon August 01, 2004

soma

S - stoned
O - off
M - my
A - ass

im soma right now as you read this definition.

by moon August 03, 2004

pirate monkey

term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.

do i get a pirate monkey?

by moon August 01, 2004

le grill

homer's failed attempt to build a bbq pit which actually turned out artistic.

homer spills wet concrete all over bbq pit building kit.

homer, "ok homer just calm down and read the instructions"
homer, "doh! english side ruined must read french instructions"
homer, "Le Grill?!!! WHAT THE HELL IS
THAT?!"

by moon August 01, 2004

Darth

An incredibly stupid mistake. Something truly moronic that anyone else could see was a really bad idea but hey, you did it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Oh my God! He really has gone and done a Darth - he dropped the chainsaw and chopped off his own bollocks.

by Moon July 08, 2004