moo's definitions

Spritz

Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!

Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!

by MOO August 9, 2004

cheese.com

#1 resource for cheese. Currently 652 cheeses in the databank.

Fuck, they even have a search by textures option!

by Moo May 25, 2003

religion

1. A massive group of people who all follow the EXACT same set of beleifs without having to think about them. In fact questioning God is bad and sends you to a land of eternal suffering.

2. A simple system that breeds laws into people so that they realize the only way to salvation, is to give the church money.

Religion is the fasionable substitute for beleif. --Oskar Wilde

Also see: Sexual abuse

by Moo May 25, 2003

Love

Something that, if returned, will make you the happiest person in the world, and make nothing else matter. however, if it is not returned you will become the most miserable person in the world. other than that, i cna't really define it.

i've been in love with her for 10 years, and i can't help it, and she doesn't love me back. it kinda sucks ass-crack.

by moo February 15, 2005