mojo mojowitz's definitions

alphabet boys

dictionary writers, i.e. Noah Webster;founder, UrbanDictionary

Boy, those alphabet boys can sure write a good dictionary!

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

NSFW

No Sense Fucking With

That mumbo jumbo of a mess you created on that computer makes it NSFW.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hornophobia

Aversion to tuba music; may include the french horn

Amber and Sean left the Octoberfest early...a definite case of hornophobia.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Life

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

factory

a large building of an industrial nature where most of it labor workers get "f*ct."

John's brother really got "f*ct"...he went from Wall Street Banker to Factory Worker.

by MoJo Mojowitz August 30, 2005

Flip The Script

To extend your middle finger at the inane dialogue the scriptwriter would have you saying, especially if you are Jack Nicholson.

When I saw my lines for the next scene, I flipped the script.
-- Jack Nicholson

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005