safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

hollywood hangup

being heterosexual in West Hollywood.

"He seems to be a nice enough guy, but I think he has a hollywood hangup."

by MoJo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

factory

a large building of an industrial nature where most of it labor workers get "f*ct."

John's brother really got "f*ct"...he went from Wall Street Banker to Factory Worker.

by MoJo Mojowitz August 30, 2005

Flip The Script

To extend your middle finger at the inane dialogue the scriptwriter would have you saying, especially if you are Jack Nicholson.

When I saw my lines for the next scene, I flipped the script.
-- Jack Nicholson

by MoJo Mojowitz September 06, 2005

SBD

A pizza afficianado's term, being an acronym for
"Sure Beats DiGiornio" used when Delivery Pizza
beats the in-the-box supermarket variety.

That Delivery Pizza SBD !!!!!!

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

laugh whore

Response when the price is not right (too low).

"Blow you for free?" said the laugh whore, "I don't think so!!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005

Life

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005